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Generated Examples For Online Dating Profiles

This is the BETA-version of our NEW automatic profile generator. We generate one type of profile using one of the many techniques that we have found to work for you. Get some ideas on how to fill in the blanks in your own profile...

Ok, we just made up that profile. These profiles have been carefully engineered based on the techniques that have been proven to be successful time and time again. They have been tested, and the response rates are significantly higher than that of ordinary, generic profiles. Read more free tips for writing better profiles or learn why this profile would actually work.

Did you know that your first email matters a lot more than what you write in your profile? Have you thought about what the first email you send should look like? Find out...

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A hot women receives 25 times as many emails as an ugly one. This website was made to help you succeed with internet dating. PUA profiles were shown to work better than the average. In an ideal world older people would not have a harder time finding dates online.

It is easy to make cocky and funny remarks about most taglines. Sometimes the text repeats and this needs to be accounted for. The number of online daters peaks at age 24, drops sharply at around age 30. This is, of course, why our software is still in beta. A good profile is kind of like a brochure that she can look at once she has read through your email. Learn how to stand out from the crowd. Finding a tagline for your profile is one of the hardest parts. Funny Online Dating Profiles are generated using rules we engineered. The subject line of the email and the profile - also called a tagline - seems to be hard to choose for many people. A profile tagline should be funny and to the point. A woman of 31 is already past her prime, while a man doesn't become so until age 36. After age 26 a man can expect many more potential dates than a woman of the same age. Did you know that correct grammar and spelling is essential for your profile? Just a set of rules that we engineered from what we've learned works. A woman's desirability peaks at age 21, which is the age that men just begin their prime year, i.e., become more desirable than average. After age 26, a man has more potential matches online than his female counterparts. A woman gets a better response from men as men become less consistent in their opinions of her.

Men have their prime around age 36 while a womens desirability peaks around age 21. You can learn how to write a funny online dating profile by learning from examples. Generating a lot of text from a template can result in funny results. Having a good tagline can make all the difference in the world.

These statistics were adjusted for race, location, age, profile completeness, login activity, and so on. A short essay that helps your perfect match get a good idea of who you are. Most people spend too much time optimizing their profile. A template can serve as a fill in the blanks example for a good, personalized online dating profile.

If someone doesn't think you're hot, the next best thing for them to think is that you are ugly.


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This system for writing online dating emails and generating funny profiles for internet dating websites. We used the experiences we gathered through experimentation and study of existing literature to engineer this system, but you should keep in mind that the system is for entertainment purposes only as we can not warrant that any of this would actually work in the real world for everybody alike. This page is Copyright © 2010. All rights reserved. This computer system (website) is ONLY FOR AUTHORIZED USE. Use of this website, authorized or unauthorized, constitutes consent to monitoring. Unauthorized use may subject you to criminal prosecution. Evidence of unauthorized use collected during monitoring may be used for criminal or other adverse action. Use of this website constitutes consent to monitoring for these purposes. Please note that by using this website you are bound by our Terms of Service. Please find our privacy policy in the terms-of-service document. You must be 21 years or older to enter and/or use this website. You acknowledge that you are responsible for your own actions, esp. with respect to complying with the Terms-of-Service of third-party websites.
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