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Auto-Generated Funny Online Dating Profiles

This is the BETA-version of our NEW automatic profile generator. We generate one type of profile using one of the many techniques that we have found to work for you. Get some ideas on how to fill in the blanks in your own profile...

Ok, we just made up that profile. These profiles have been carefully engineered based on the techniques that have been proven to be successful time and time again. They have been tested, and the response rates are significantly higher than that of ordinary, generic profiles. Read more free tips for writing better profiles or learn why this profile would actually work.

Did you know that your first email matters a lot more than what you write in your profile? Have you thought about what the first email you send should look like? Find out...

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Check out the templates and examples on how to write a funny online dating profile.

This page shows fill in the blank examples for how to write perfect profiles. After age 26, a man has more potential matches online than his female counterparts. Funny Online Dating Profiles are generated using rules we engineered. These statistics were adjusted for race, location, age, profile completeness, login activity, and so on. If someone doesn't think you're hot, the next best thing for them to think is that you are ugly. Dating preferences change with age, and obviously most people prefer to date people younger than themselves. A hot women receives 25 times as many emails as an ugly one. We have investigated many interesting phenomenons. PUA profiles were shown to work better than the average. Finding a tagline for your profile is one of the hardest parts. A woman gets a better response from men as men become less consistent in their opinions of her. This pua online dating profile generator shows you how to write funny introduction pages for yourself. The woman to man ratio changes over time. A woman's desirability peaks at age 21, which is the age that men just begin their prime year, i.e., become more desirable than average. This is, of course, why our software is still in beta. After age 26 a man can expect many more potential dates than a woman of the same age. Statistically speaking, a woman's desirability peaks at age 21. A hot woman receives roughly four times the messages an average-looking woman gets.

This website was made to help you succeed with internet dating. The subject line of the email and the profile - also called a tagline - seems to be hard to choose for many people. Dating is one of the hardest activities in our time - if you are single.

A good profile is kind of like a brochure that she can look at once she has read through your email. It is easy to make cocky and funny remarks about most taglines. Have you filled out all the fields? A woman of 31 is already past her prime, while a man doesn't become so until age 36. Men have their prime around age 36 while a womens desirability peaks around age 21.

In an ideal world older people would not have a harder time finding dates online. A good tagline engages the reader to continue reading your profile. Did you know that correct grammar and spelling is essential for your profile?

Most people spend too much time optimizing their profile. Just a set of rules that we engineered from what we've learned works. However, did you know that your first email matters a lot more than your profile?


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This system for writing online dating emails and generating funny profiles for internet dating websites. We used the experiences we gathered through experimentation and study of existing literature to engineer this system, but you should keep in mind that the system is for entertainment purposes only as we can not warrant that any of this would actually work in the real world for everybody alike. This page is Copyright © 2010. All rights reserved. This computer system (website) is ONLY FOR AUTHORIZED USE. Use of this website, authorized or unauthorized, constitutes consent to monitoring. Unauthorized use may subject you to criminal prosecution. Evidence of unauthorized use collected during monitoring may be used for criminal or other adverse action. Use of this website constitutes consent to monitoring for these purposes. Please note that by using this website you are bound by our Terms of Service. Please find our privacy policy in the terms-of-service document. You must be 21 years or older to enter and/or use this website. You acknowledge that you are responsible for your own actions, esp. with respect to complying with the Terms-of-Service of third-party websites.
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