Auto-Generated Funny Online Dating Profiles

Ok, we just made up that profile. These profiles have been carefully engineered based on the techniques that have been proven to be successful time and time again. They have been tested, and the response rates are significantly higher than that of ordinary, generic profiles. Read more free tips for writing better profiles or learn why this profile would actually work.

Did you know that your first email matters a lot more than what you write in your profile? Have you thought about what the first email you send should look like? Find out...

Check out the templates and examples on how to write a funny online dating profile.

A good profile is kind of like a brochure that she can look at once she has read through your email. After age 26, a man has more potential matches online than his female counterparts. In general it seems that women have more pursuers online than men until age 26. Some demographics in internet dating, such as recently divorced or older than 45 have a hard time finding a partner. A profile tagline should be funny and to the point. Just a set of rules that we engineered from what we've learned works. A hot women receives 25 times as many emails as an ugly one.

However, did you know that your first email matters a lot more than your profile? Men have their prime around age 36 while a womens desirability peaks around age 21. Generating a lot of text from a template can result in funny results. In an ideal world older people would not have a harder time finding dates online. A hot woman receives roughly four times the messages an average-looking woman gets. Sometimes the text repeats and this needs to be accounted for.

This is, of course, why our software is still in beta.

A woman of 31 is already past her prime, while a man doesn't become so until age 36. A good tagline engages the reader to continue reading your profile.

Having a good tagline can make all the difference in the world. A template can serve as a fill in the blanks example for a good, personalized online dating profile.

A woman gets a better response from men as men become less consistent in their opinions of her. This website was made to help you succeed with internet dating. It is easy to make cocky and funny remarks about most taglines. Most people spend too much time optimizing their profile. A short essay that helps your perfect match get a good idea of who you are. Funny Online Dating Profiles are generated using rules we engineered. A woman's desirability peaks at age 21, which is the age that men just begin their prime year, i.e., become more desirable than average. Statistically speaking, a woman's desirability peaks at age 21. PUA profiles were shown to work better than the average. If someone doesn't think you're hot, the next best thing for them to think is that you are ugly. The subject line of the email and the profile - also called a tagline - seems to be hard to choose for many people.