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Auto-Generated Funny Online Dating Profiles

This is the BETA-version of our NEW automatic profile generator. We generate one type of profile using one of the many techniques that we have found to work for you. Get some ideas on how to fill in the blanks in your own profile...

Ok, we just made up that profile. These profiles have been carefully engineered based on the techniques that have been proven to be successful time and time again. They have been tested, and the response rates are significantly higher than that of ordinary, generic profiles. Read more free tips for writing better profiles or learn why this profile would actually work.

Did you know that your first email matters a lot more than what you write in your profile? Have you thought about what the first email you send should look like? Find out...

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Check out the templates and examples on how to write a funny online dating profile.

Dating is one of the hardest activities in our time - if you are single. However, did you know that your first email matters a lot more than your profile? Learn how to stand out from the crowd. A good profile is kind of like a brochure that she can look at once she has read through your email. Some demographics in internet dating, such as recently divorced or older than 45 have a hard time finding a partner. A hot women receives 25 times as many emails as an ugly one. A good tagline engages the reader to continue reading your profile. It is important to live a rich, fulfilling life.

Most people spend too much time optimizing their profile.

A woman of 31 is already past her prime, while a man doesn't become so until age 36. The woman to man ratio changes over time. A profile tagline should be funny and to the point. Generating a lot of text from a template can result in funny results. If someone doesn't think you're hot, the next best thing for them to think is that you are ugly. A template can serve as a fill in the blanks example for a good, personalized online dating profile. A short essay that helps your perfect match get a good idea of who you are. Finding a tagline for your profile is one of the hardest parts. Sometimes the text repeats and this needs to be accounted for.

Funny Online Dating Profiles are generated using rules we engineered. This page shows fill in the blank examples for how to write perfect profiles.

Dating preferences change with age, and obviously most people prefer to date people younger than themselves. In an ideal world older people would not have a harder time finding dates online. We have investigated many interesting phenomenons. A woman gets a better response from men as men become less consistent in their opinions of her. It is easy to make cocky and funny remarks about most taglines.

Men have their prime around age 36 while a womens desirability peaks around age 21. We want to put real faces on these demographics before we delve into numbers. This website was made to help you succeed with internet dating.

In general it seems that women have more pursuers online than men until age 26. Did you know that correct grammar and spelling is essential for your profile?


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This system for writing online dating emails and generating funny profiles for internet dating websites. We used the experiences we gathered through experimentation and study of existing literature to engineer this system, but you should keep in mind that the system is for entertainment purposes only as we can not warrant that any of this would actually work in the real world for everybody alike. This page is Copyright © 2010. All rights reserved. This computer system (website) is ONLY FOR AUTHORIZED USE. Use of this website, authorized or unauthorized, constitutes consent to monitoring. Unauthorized use may subject you to criminal prosecution. Evidence of unauthorized use collected during monitoring may be used for criminal or other adverse action. Use of this website constitutes consent to monitoring for these purposes. Please note that by using this website you are bound by our Terms of Service. Please find our privacy policy in the terms-of-service document. You must be 21 years or older to enter and/or use this website. You acknowledge that you are responsible for your own actions, esp. with respect to complying with the Terms-of-Service of third-party websites.
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